Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. 'When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of bacon, half a pound of tea and a fresh chicken.'
'Yes,' says Harry, 'thats inflation for you.'
'Its nothing to do with inflation,' says grandma, 'its all those fucking security cameras they have nowadays.'

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